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a radical pattern library

We've spent enough of our lives looking at flat, minimalist websites that all look art directed by the same person. Let's turn this ship around.

BG2COOL provides you with patterns and options. Make your choices, and the site will hand you some CSS.

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the wikiHow guessing game

The game that shows you an actual WikiHow illustration, and asks you which actual Wikihow article it came from.

Called “The Best Game On The Internet” by Gizmodo, this project has been the subject of literally hundreds of YouTube videos.

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the game of outwitting Google's autocomplete

The game that challenges you to figure out what people are searching for on Google.

Idiots Win takes a search query, sends it to Google for autocomplete suggestions, then randomizes them and asks you to guess the top.

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the high stakes game of cheese logs

You are at a party of celebrity impersonators. It's up to you to guess which ones.

This was first launched for KCDC X

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PREVIOUS TALKS (21)

computer generated sex tips just for you

Birthed from a conversation about the editing process of Cosmo's sex tips, this is a site that generates hetero sex advice for women to please their men. How exhilerating!

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a depressing clicker game

An incremental game where you click Sisypus to push the rock uphill.

This was first launched for NDC {Sydney}

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a great and good website

This is a great and good service for members of the Trump family where Trumps can enter in their passwords to earn points!

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are you ready for this?

This is a very important website that asks if if you're ready for this. And if you are ready for this, appropriate measures will be taken.

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you must reach maximum party

This is a button to help you party.

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hallelujah! it's raining dumb men.

This is a online web experience when men rain down from the sky! What kind of men? Well, it's up to you to find out.

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the party game of terrible accents

The Android game that puts your friends' accents to the test (and they will usually fail the test).

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a daily generated list of fake porn movies

Working from a shockingly long list of fake porn titles my friends and I have come up with, this site promises new titles every day.

Cause it makes me giggle.

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a bullshit chart generator

Launched as part of a talk at NDC Minnesota 2018, this is a site to demonstrate you're right about whatever you think.

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a twitterbot of rick ross' day
This twitterbot (which was either the idea of JW Friedman or myself, we can't remember) will inform you what Rick Ross is doing every day, every day.
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a team fortress 2 level
My friend Schwa and I collaborated on a Team Fortress 2 map called Swiftwater. He did the geometry, I did the art assets and built the story of a bottled water company at war with a chemical mining concern.

In 2016, Valve bought the map and made it official.

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a stupid soundboard

Frank West sometimes pronounces emoticons. And now, via this soundboard, he does it on your command.

Even in comparison to the other sites on this page, this one is really stupid.

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a simple chrome extension
This is a Chrome extension that replaces all instances of “Hamilton” with “the video game DOOM”. For obvious reasons.
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fake alerts from a fake economy

I wanted to make a site that would give the user up-the-second updates of who was just fired in the San Francisco Tech Industry.

In reality, it just works an alogorithm to generate random strings.

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terrible things, read with enthusiasm

I do a podcast, and also work a fair amount on the website for that podcast, which is a complicated piece of web development.

That said, I'm pretty happy with how this whole thing works.

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a simple machines forum

ballp.it is the forum set up to support the community that surrounds The F Plus. It uses PHP software called SMF, but has been modified heavily.

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a now-defunct party game

The Wrongest Words was a multiplayer card game where players had to defend the very stupid statements in front of them. It has been retired.

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a video of my workday

Using an open source software called “Gource”, I made this 3.5 minute YouTube video documenting the process of building most of the websites on this list, set to a Paper Chase song.

Not incredibly informative, but fun to look at.

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