A true test of intelligence.

There are so many things in this world, but can you tell which of them is Nicki Minaj? The answer may shake you to your very core!

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An Online Gaslighting Simulator

Are you in need of documentation of your own sanity? Yes, of course you are. Well, this online exam is meant to provide just that: Answer our questions and you'll get a diagnosis on the other end.

Only one caveat: The exam is gaslighting you.

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Generating Wealth with a Guillotine

Using the Forbes' Billionaires List (and public education statistics) as primary sources, this game allows you to improve the world every day by making five decisions.

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The Game Of Celebrity Value

This is a game about guessing the relative value of different celebrities on Cameo.

I built this one in about a week and a half.

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the high stakes game of cheese logs

You are at a party of celebrity impersonators. You must try to guess who is pretending to be whom, in an effort to eat an entire cheese log before you are kicked out of the party.

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I also make websites for money.
A multiplayer trivia game of needless suffering.

Invalid was the first game for my kinda.fun website. The basic premise is that every employee is trying to create a password, while the SysAdmin is busy making their lives miserable.

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the wikiHow guessing game

The game that shows you an actual WikiHow illustration, and asks you which actual Wikihow article it came from.

Called “The Best Game On The Internet” by Gizmodo, this project has been the subject of literally hundreds of YouTube videos.

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an exercise in active depression

In this clicker game, you tap on Sisyphus to roll the rock uphill. Once the rock gets near the top, it will roll back downhill.

Also, there are acheivements.

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a daily generated list of fake porn movies

Working from a shockingly long list of fake porn titles my friends and I have come up with, this site promises new titles every day.

Cause it makes me giggle.

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The best goddamn karaoke app you've ever seen.

My good friend Boots and I built our own karaoke softare. He built the Windows backend, I built the web PWA to handle signups.

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the game of stupid searches

The game that challenges you to figure out what people are searching for on Google.

Idiots Win takes a search query, sends it to Google for autocomplete suggestions, then randomizes them and asks you to guess the top.

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Launched, retired, and then launched again.

The Wrongest Words launched as the second game on kinda.fun. It's a multiplayer game where each player must defend the stupid statements in front of them.

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What is Rick Ross gonna get up to today?
This was a Twitterbot, but now I have it set up on Mastodon instead.
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an archive of poutine crimes

Poutine is a dish made with french fries, fresh cheese curds and brown gravy.

This site catalogs meals that describe themselves as poutine and yet are not poutine.

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a radical pattern library

We've spent enough of our lives looking at flat, minimalist websites that all look art directed by the same person. Let's turn this ship around.

BG2COOL provides you with patterns and options. Make your choices, and the site will hand you some CSS.

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computer generated sex tips just for you

Birthed from a conversation about the editing process of Cosmo's sex tips, this is a site that generates hetero sex advice for women to please their men. How exhilerating!

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you must reach maximum party

This is a button to help you party.

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are you ready for this?

This is a very important website that asks if if you're ready for this. And if you are ready for this, appropriate measures will be taken.

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useless facts about a guy

My friend likes the website Wookieepedia a lot and then he had a birthday. So I made a Wookieepedia page just for him.

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the party game of terrible accents

The Android game that puts your friends' accents to the test (and they will usually fail the test).

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hallelujah! it's raining dumb men.

This is a online web experience when men rain down from the sky! What kind of men? Well, it's up to you to find out.

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a bullshit chart generator

Launched as part of a talk at NDC Minnesota 2018, this is a site to demonstrate you're right about whatever you think.

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a team fortress 2 level
My friend Schwa and I collaborated on a Team Fortress 2 map called Swiftwater. He did the geometry, I did the art assets and built the story of a bottled water company at war with a chemical mining concern.

In 2016, Valve bought the map and made it official.

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a stupid soundboard

Frank West sometimes pronounces emoticons. And now, via this soundboard, he does it on your command.

Even in comparison to the other sites on this page, this one is really stupid.

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a simple chrome extension
This is a Chrome extension that replaces all instances of “Hamilton” with “the video game DOOM”. For obvious reasons.
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fake alerts from a fake economy

I wanted to make a site that would give the user up-the-second updates of who was just fired in the San Francisco Tech Industry.

In reality, it just works an alogorithm to generate random strings.

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terrible things, read with enthusiasm

I do a podcast, and also work a fair amount on the website for that podcast, which is a complicated piece of web development.

That said, I'm pretty happy with how this whole thing works.

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a simple machines forum

ballp.it is the forum set up to support the community that surrounds The F Plus. It uses PHP software called SMF, but has been modified heavily.

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a video of my workday

Using an open source software called “Gource”, I made this 3.5 minute YouTube video documenting the process of building most of the websites on this list, set to a Paper Chase song.

Not incredibly informative, but fun to look at.

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