Upcoming Talks
- MINNEBAR14
Shrink The Web!Richfield, MN
- NDC {Minnesota}
I'm Gonna Make You Stop Hating CSS.St. Paul, MN
futile 💀 fun
An incremental game where you click Sisypus to push the rock uphill.
This was first launched for NDC {Sydney}
PRETEND 🌐 WORLD
You are at a party of celebrity impersonators. It's up to you to guess which ones.
This was first launched for KCDC X
Trump Family Passwords
This is a great and good service for members of the Trump family where Trumps can enter in their passwords to earn points!
damn.dog
The game that shows you an actual WikiHow illustration, and asks you which actual Wikihow article it came from.
Called "The Best Game On The Internet" by Gizmodo, this project has been the subject of literally hundreds of YouTube videos.
Previous Talks
Great Sex Tips!
Birthed from a conversation about the editing process of Cosmo's sex tips, this is a site that generates hetero sex advice for women to please their men. How exhilerating!
idiots.win
The game that challenges you to figure out what people are searching for on Google.
idiots.win takes a search query, sends it to Google for autocomplete suggestions, then randomizes them and asks you to guess the top.
2UN 🔵 LTD
This is a very important website that asks if if you're ready for this. And if you are ready for this, appropriate measures will be taken.

PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY
This is a button to help you party.

dumb.men
This is a online web experience when men rain down from the sky! What kind of men? Well, it's up to you to find out.
Bad Accent Club
The Android game that puts your friends' accents to the test (and they will usually fail the test).
Me Making Websites IRL
Using an open source software called "Gource", I made this 3.5 minute YouTube video documenting the process of building most of the websites on this list, set to a Paper Chase song.
Not incredibly informative, but fun to look at.
Jerking Online
Working from a shockingly long list of fake porn titles my friends and I have come up with, this site promises new titles every day.
Cause it makes me giggle.
Verifiable Win
Launched as part of a talk at NDC Minnesota 2018, this is a site to demonstrate you're right about whatever you think.

@rickross_daily
This twitterbot (which was either the idea of JW Friedman or myself, we can't remember) will inform you what Rick Ross is doing every day, every day.
pl_swiftwater
My friend Schwa and I collaborated on a Team Fortress 2 map called Swiftwater. He did the geometry, I did the art assets and built the story of a bottled water company at war with a chemical mining concern.
In 2016, it was bought by Valve and made official.
Frank West Pronounces Emoticons
Frank West sometimes pronounces emoticons. And now, via this soundboard, he does it on your command.
Even in comparison to the other sites on this page, this one is really stupid.

Hamilton -> DOOM
This is a simple Chrome extension that replaces all instances of "Hamilton" with "the video game DOOM". For obvious reasons.

Recent Firings In San Francisco
I wanted to make a site that would give the user up-the-second updates of who was just fired in the San Francisco Tech Industry.
In reality, it just works an alogorithm to generate random strings.
The F Plus
I do a podcast, and also work a fair amount on the website for that podcast, which is a complicated piece of web development.
That said, I'm pretty happy with how this whole thing works.
ballp.it
ballp.it is the forum set up to support the community that surrounds The F Plus. It uses PHP software called SMF, but has been modified heavily.
The Wrongest Words
The Wrongest Words was a multiplayer card game where players had to defend the very stupid statements in front of them. It has been retired.
Retired: March 20th, 2017