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Here's a list of some actual names the University of Minnesota called their apples...

  1. SweeTango®
  2. Zestar!®
  3. First Kiss®
  4. Sweet Sixteen
  5. Honeycrisp
  6. Honeygold
  7. SnowSweet®
  8. Prarie Spy

Here's some they didn't...

  1. Allen's Everlasting
  2. Buff
  3. Piney The Unpiney Pineapple
  4. Count Appleula™
  5. REDBALL!®
  6. Tree Garbage
  7. Becky's Round Butt
  8. piefilling
  9. Wurmhaus®
  10. Gweneth Paltrow Jr.
  11. Season 5 of The Wire
  12. Apple Seeds Contain A Trace Amount Of Cyanide Which Could Hypothetically Cause Harm To A Human Body Although It's Unlikely
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