This is a very important website that asks if if you're ready for this. And if you are ready for this, appropriate measures will be taken.

April 21st, 2017


The game that shows you an actual WikiHow illustration, and asks you which actual Wikihow article it came from.

Called "The Best Game On The Internet" by Gizmodo, and the subject of dozens of YouTube videos.

February 4th, 2016


The game that challenges you to figure out what people are searching for on Google.

idiots.win takes a search query, sends it to Google for autocomplete suggestions, then randomizes them and asks you to guess the top.

June 2nd, 2016


Working from a shockingly long list of fake porn titles my friends and I have come up with, this site promises new titles every day.

Cause it makes me giggle.

January 6th, 2017

Hamilton -> DOOM

This is a simple Chrome extension that replaces all instances of "Hamilton" with "the video game DOOM". For obvious reasons.

November 19th, 2016


This is a button to help you party.

September 26th, 2016


My friend Schwa and I collaborated on a Team Fortress 2 map called Swiftwater. He did the geometry, I did the art assets and built the story of a bottled water company at war with a chemical mining concern.

In 2016, it was bought by Valve and made official.

July 7th, 2016

Frank West Pronounces Emoticons

Frank West sometimes pronounces emoticons. And now, via this soundboard, he does it on your command.

Even in comparison to the other sites on this page, this one is really stupid.

June 15th, 2016

Write prettier code with Jade and Sass.

I did a talk on Jade & Sass for Minnebar2016. Afterwards, I put the slideshow I used up for public consumption.

Spacebar to advance screens.

April 23rd, 2016

PubConf Minneapolis 2017

For the first PubConf in Minneapolis, I did a deck on the nature of popularity. It's an ignite deck, meaning it's 5 minutes with strict 15 second lmits.

Also it might not make much sense without me taling over it. Oh well!

April 21st, 2017

Recent Firings In San Francisco

I wanted to make a site that would give the user up-the-second updates of who was just fired in the San Francisco Tech Industry.

In reality, it just works an alogorithm to generate random strings.

October 14th, 2015

The F Plus

I do a podcast, and also work a fair amount on the website for that podcast, which is a complicated piece of web development.

That said, I'm pretty happy with how this whole thing works.

December 14th, 2014


ballp.it is the forum set up to support the community that surrounds The F Plus. It uses PHP software called SMF, but has been modified heavily.

February 16th, 2013

The Wrongest Words

The Wrongest Words is a multiplayer card game where players must defend the very stupid statements in front of them.

March 26, 2015

Retired: March 20th, 2017